- I need to start a rent-a-mom service.
Or at least hire one of those special-ed ladies to follow me around.
I'm huuuuuungry. # - Also, without access to a mom (or grocery store where I can project a helpless baby bird vibe until a nice lady helps) how do I get dinner? #
- Without access to a mom, how does one go about getting a button re-attached? Let's say I'm asking for a friend. #